Translate A Frustrated Rant Into A Clear Request

What you type out in a fit of annoyance is rarely what you should say to the actual person, though the underlying complaint is usually fair. This keeps the real grievance and strips the blame and exaggeration, giving you a version to say out loud and a shorter one to text. Suits anyone who has drafted an angry message and, correctly, not sent it.

You have written down exactly what is annoying you, unfiltered: {RANT_TEXT}. Translate this into a calm, specific request you could actually say to the person involved, keeping the core grievance intact but removing blame language, exaggeration, and anything that would make the other person defensive. Give one version to say out loud and one shorter version to send as a text or message.