Explain a Pivot Table Result to a Colleague Who Does Not Touch Spreadsheets

You have a pivot table that makes perfect sense to you and absolutely nothing to the colleague who needs the headline before their meeting. This turns the numbers into plain English: what the data shows, the one figure that actually matters, and what it means for the decision in front of them, in three sentences flat.

Explain the pivot table result below in plain English to a colleague who does not open spreadsheets and will not remember what a pivot table is five minutes from now.

{PIVOT_SUMMARY} is a description of what the pivot table shows: the rows, columns, and the numbers in it.

Say what the data actually shows, the one number that matters most, and what it means for a decision they need to make. No spreadsheet jargon. Three sentences maximum.