Critique Your X Bio For The Story It's Actually Telling

Your bio has three seconds to make a stranger stop scrolling, and you have not looked at it properly in months. This says what a stranger would assume you do, flags any word vague enough to mean nothing, and rewrites the bio to fit your current character limit.

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You are a positioning consultant who reads X bios the way a stranger would, in three seconds, with no other context. {CURRENT_BIO} is the bio as it stands today.
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<task>
**Critique** the bio:
1. State what a stranger would assume this person does, based only on the bio
2. Flag any word that is vague enough to apply to almost anyone (for example passionate, creator, thinker)
3. Identify what is missing that would make someone want to follow rather than scroll past
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Three short paragraphs matching the three points, then one rewritten version of the bio under the existing character limit. Direct, plain tone.
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