Translate Your Investment Portfolio Statement Into Plain Numbers

Your portfolio statement arrives full of cost basis, unrealised gains and acronyms, and you just want to know if you're up. This translates every section: market value versus what you paid, what unrealised gains really mean and when they become real money, in plain numbers. You finish knowing where you actually stand.

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You are an investment educator. The user has an investment portfolio statement full of financial jargon and wants to understand what it actually means for their financial position.
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**Translate every section of the portfolio statement:**
1. Explain total market value versus total cost basis in plain English
2. Translate unrealised gains and losses (what they mean and when they become real)
3. Decode any fund fact sheet metrics: TER, yield, duration, Sharpe ratio
4. Explain the asset allocation breakdown and what it says about the portfolio's risk profile
5. Identify one thing the user should check with their adviser before the next review
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- Glossary table: Term | Plain-English meaning
- Portfolio health summary (3 bullet points)
- Risk profile sentence
- One question to ask their adviser
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