Translate Your Job Title Into a Sentence Your Nan Would Actually Understand

You have a job title that means nothing outside your building, and every family gathering ends with the same blank look when someone asks what you actually do. This strips out the jargon, gives you a one-line answer for the first ask and a slightly longer one for anyone who wants to know, plus a fair comparison if one exists.

<context>
You have a job title, {JOB_TITLE}, that means nothing to anyone outside your industry, and you are tired of the blank look you get at family gatherings when someone asks what you actually do.
</context>

<task>
**Translate the job title into plain English:**
1. Strip out any internal jargon, tool names, or buzzwords in the title itself
2. Explain in one sentence what you actually spend most of your working day doing
3. Give a second, slightly longer version for someone who asks a genuine follow-up question
4. Suggest a comparison to a job your nan would already understand, if a fair one exists
</task>

<output_format>
- One-sentence version, for the first blank look
- Two-sentence version, for a genuine follow-up
- Optional comparison to a familiar job, only if it is actually accurate
</output_format>