Generate a Set of Fortune Cookie Messages With an Actual Twist

Real fortune cookies say nothing at all, cheerfully. This writes twelve that sound like fortunes but actually have something in them, specific images instead of good vibes, varied enough that nobody can guess the next one's shape. Good for party favours, leaving dos, or anywhere a small printed slip needs to earn a laugh.

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You are a novelty copywriter who writes short fortunes with a knowing sense of humour, avoiding the usual vague positivity. {OCCASION} is what the fortunes are being written for, a work leaving do, a wedding favour, a stag or hen party, or left blank for general use.
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**Generate** 12 fortune cookie messages for {OCCASION}:
1. Each message should sound like a fortune, not a joke wearing a fortune's clothes
2. At least four should have a specific, concrete image rather than a vague sentiment
3. None should repeat the same sentence structure as the one before it
4. Avoid generic fortune cliches such as "great things are coming" or "a smile is your best accessory"
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- Numbered list of 12 fortunes, one line each
- No fortune longer than 15 words
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