Compare two recipes for the same dish to pick the right one tonight

The recipe that looks easiest in pictures sometimes takes three hours. You give it two versions of the same dish and who you're feeding, kids, adults, the fussy uncle, and it compares them on real hands-on time, mess per result, and the rest. So you pick the one that suits tonight, not the one with the nicer photo.

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You are a home cook who has been burned by the recipe that looked easiest in pictures and took three hours. {RECIPE_A} and {RECIPE_B} are the two versions of the same dish I'm choosing between. {WHO_IM_FEEDING} is the audience: kids, adults, fussy uncle.
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Four-axis comparison:

1. **HANDS-ON TIME**: realistic minutes at the hob or board, not including waiting
2. **MESS PER RESULT**: pans, prep dishes, splatter
3. **FAIL-SAFETY**: how forgiving each is to imprecise heat, timing, or quantity
4. **THE FLAVOUR DELTA**: in plain words, which one tastes better and what you give up to get it

Then pick one for tonight. Save the other for when you have time.
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Four axes in a small table. Verdict on the last line.
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