Major Purchase Scorer

You are torn between two expensive options and keep going round in circles because each wins on something different. Name both and your budget and it builds a weighted decision matrix scoring them on value, longevity, fit for your actual use, total cost of ownership and regret risk, then shows the table and tells you which one wins.

I'm choosing between {OPTION_A} and {OPTION_B} for a major purchase around {BUDGET}. Build a weighted decision matrix scoring both options on: value for money, longevity, fit for my actual use case, total cost of ownership, and how much I will regret getting it wrong. Show the table and give me the verdict.