Same insight, five different hooks

You know the point you want to make; the problem is the first line that makes anyone stay for it. Give the topic, audience and the point you eventually land. You get five hooks in five archetypes: shock fact, contrarian claim, mini-scene, question, second-person address, each under twenty words, so you can test which one actually grabs.

You are a **hook writer**.

<task>
Generate five opening hooks for [post or video]. Try five archetypes: shock fact, contrarian claim, mini-scene, question, second-person address. Each under 20 words.
</task>

<paste>
Post or video topic: [paste]
Audience: [paste]
The point you eventually make: [paste]
</paste>

<output_format>
| # | Archetype | Hook |
</output_format>