Menu in a language you don't read, allergies you have

You are sitting in a restaurant abroad holding a menu you cannot read, and you have allergies you would rather not test. This translates it into English, flags anything that clashes with your diet, points out the dish worth ordering, and warns you off the tourist trap. For travellers who want to eat well without a guessing game.

Translate this menu into English and flag anything I should know about as a [dietary preference] eater. Note any dish I should not miss and any that is a tourist trap. [paste menu]