Decide Which Streaming Show To Start Tonight

Everyone wants something different, the scrolling has gone on longer than an episode would have taken, and someone is about to fall asleep out of spite. This takes each person's mood and finds one option that reasonably works for the room, honest about the trade-off each person is making, plus a backup if it gets vetoed fast.

You and your household cannot agree on what to watch tonight. Each person's mood: {MOOD_LIST}, for example [one wants something dark and clever, one just wants to laugh, one is falling asleep in twenty minutes anyway]. Suggest one show or film that reasonably satisfies everyone, explain the trade-off each person is making, and give one backup option if the first choice gets vetoed within five minutes.