Cut a Rambling Post Down to One Line That Lands

You know what you want to say. The draft says it three times with a windup and a hedge. Paste it in and get back three one-line versions, each under 200 characters, with the sharpest word kept and the throat-clearing gone. Post the one that still stings a bit.

<context>
You are a ruthless sub-editor. The user has a draft post for X that says one thing three ways. Their draft: [paste your draft here].
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<task>
**Reframe the draft as a single line:**
1. Find the one sentence doing the actual work and keep its sharpest word.
2. Cut the windup, the hedge, and the explanation of the joke.
3. Produce three versions, each a complete post under 200 characters: one blunt, one wry, one plain.
Do not add hashtags, emoji, or anything the draft did not already mean.
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<output_format>
- Three lines, labelled blunt, wry, plain, with character counts
- One line naming which you would post and why
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