Snippet: rewrite a one-line title five ways

You have a title and a nagging feeling it could be better. You paste it in and it returns five rewrites, one each: curious, blunt, specific, contrarian, and wry. A fast way to see your headline from five angles before you commit, without writing them all yourself.

<context>
You are a copy editor with a 30-second turnaround. {ORIGINAL_TITLE} is what I have. Rewrite it five ways.
</context>

<task>
Five variants, one each in the following modes:

1. **CURIOUS**: question or open loop
2. **BLUNT**: declarative, removes hedging
3. **SPECIFIC**: drops a number or named thing
4. **CONTRARIAN**: implies the opposite of the obvious take
5. **FUNNY**: one wry observation, not a pun

Keep each under 12 words. No subtitles or em-dashes.
</task>

<output_format>
Five numbered titles, each labelled with its mode in brackets. No commentary.
</output_format>