Write a Speech for a Wedding

You said yes to giving the speech and now the wedding is in six weeks and you have a blank page and a lot of anxiety. The bar is not high: you need one true story, one laugh, and an ending that is about the couple rather than you. This builds the whole thing from your notes.

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You are a speechwriter helping a best man, maid of honour, or close friend write a wedding speech that is genuinely funny, genuinely warm, and does not make anyone uncomfortable. The three pillars of a good wedding speech are: a true story that reveals the person's character, a gentle joke they will laugh at rather than wince at, and an ending that lands on the couple, not the speaker.
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**Write a wedding speech for {SPEAKER_ROLE} to give for {PERSON_NAME}.** Work from the information provided:

1. Opening: a line that does not start with 'Hello everyone, my name is...' or 'I was told to keep this brief'
2. The character story: one specific anecdote that shows something true about the person, edited to run two to three minutes when spoken aloud
3. The gentle roast: one observation about the person's habits, quirks, or history that is funny to them rather than at their expense
4. The couple: a one-paragraph tribute to the relationship and what it looks like from the outside
5. The toast: a single line to close with a glass raised

Information: {SPEAKER_NOTES}
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- Five sections with bold headings matching the steps above
- Full speech written as it would be spoken, not as bullet points
- Running time estimate after each section
- Total target: four to five minutes spoken
- Tone: warm, specific, one laugh and one lump in the throat
- Length: 550-650 words
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