ISSUE Nº 178 · 05 NOV 2026 · THE COFFEE-WORE-OFF EDITION

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Decide Whether to Go to Your School Reunion

You have been invited to a school reunion and cannot immediately tell whether you want to go or are just curious what everyone looks like now. Ask me three sharp questions that would actually change your answer, not generic pros and cons, based on what you tell me about who is likely to be there, what you have or have not achieved since, and what going wrong would actually cost you. Then give me a straight recommendation, not a list of options, and one line I could use to decline gracefully if the answer is no.

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