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ISSUE Nº 185 · 12 NOV 2026 · THE I-HAVE-A-PRESENTATION-AT-THREE EDITION

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Translate Petanque Scoring and Etiquette for a Complete Newcomer

You are joining a local petanque club for the first time and the scoring and etiquette are being explained too fast to follow. Translate the core rules into plain English: how points are scored per end, what counts as closest to the cochonnet, and when a measurement is called. Then cover the basic etiquette: who throws first, how to stand while others are throwing, and what to say or do when a close measurement is disputed. Keep it to what a genuine beginner needs for one afternoon, not the full competition rulebook.

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Decide Whether to Walk Away From a Non-Refundable Wedding Deposit

Reframe a Sibling Rift Over Who Inherited the Family Business

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Summarise a Family Vote on Naming a New Pet Into a Final Decision

Decide Whether an Artist Residency Application Is Worth Six Weeks of Your Time

Reframe an Old, Cringe Diary Entry as Raw Material, Not Embarrassment

Translate a Generic Birthday Message Into a Greeting Card Verse With Actual Personality

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Decide Whether a Long-Held Goal Is Still Yours or Just Momentum

Build a Next-Step Plan From the Fallout of a Difficult Conversation

Explain Why a Small Compliment Landed Harder Than a Big One

Summarise Everything You Learned From a Hobby You Tried and Quit

Summarise a Backlog of Shadow IT Tools Your Team Has Quietly Adopted Into a Risk Brief for Leadership

Explain What Your Expenses Claim Rejection Actually Means Before You Resubmit It

Decide Whether to Lend Money to a Sibling and Set the Terms

Decide Between an Apprenticeship and a Degree Route Into the Same Trade

Translate Grade Descriptors Into the Specific Thing You Need to Do Differently

Translate a No-Claims Bonus Protection Add-On Into What It Actually Covers

Summarise a Messy Songwriting Session Into Three Directions Worth Finishing

Translate Fencing Terminology and Club Etiquette for Your First Lesson

Stop Reading a Comfortable Silence With Your Partner as a Warning Sign

Compare the Night You Planned With the Night You're Tempted to Have Instead

Decide Whether a Collaborator Earns a Co-Writing Credit on Your Project

Translate Your Job Title Into a Sentence Your Nan Would Actually Understand

Critique a Friend's GoFundMe Page for What It's Not Saying

Compare Remortgaging and Using Savings to Fund a Loft Conversion

Translate a Government Policy Consultation Document Into a Plain English Briefing

Translate a Museum Exhibit Label Into Something You Would Actually Explain to a Ten Year Old

Decide Whether to Take Legal Action Over a Neighbour's CCTV Camera Pointed at Your Garden

Summarise a Term of Squash Coaching Notes Into the Three Things You Keep Being Told

Work Through Feeling Replaced When Your Best Friend Makes a New Best Friend

Decide Whether to Push Back on Being Cc'd Into Every Thread in a Department You Don't Work In

Compare Two Vets When Your Usual Practice Has No Appointments Left

Compare Entering a Poem for a Competition Against Posting It on Instagram First

Critique a Museum Object Label for Killing a Good Story With Jargon

Translate 'No Rush, Whenever You Get a Chance' Into the Actual Deadline

Compare Three Ways to Give an Adult Child a House Deposit

Critique a Declaration of Trust for Unequal House Deposits

Explain Whether Taking In a Lodger Under the Rent a Room Scheme Actually Pays

Decide Whether to Break a Fixed-Rate Savings Bond Early for a Better Rate

Compare a Home Battery Against Sticking With a Flat Electricity Tariff

Decide Whether to Fix or Scrap a Car That's Failed Its MOT

Explain What Happens to the Interest on Your Tenancy Deposit

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Decide Whether Chartered Status Is Worth the Years It Will Cost You

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Generate a Set of Campfire Story Prompts for a Family Camping Trip

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