ISSUE Nº 173 · 31 OCT 2026 · THE COFFEE-WORE-OFF EDITION

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Turn Your Running App's Heart-Rate Zones Into Plain English

Read the heart-rate zone breakdown below from a running app or watch and translate it into plain English. For each zone listed, explain in one sentence what it actually means for effort level (for example, conversational pace versus can't-speak-in-full-sentences pace), what it is useful for in training, and roughly how it should feel without relying on percentages or jargon. Zones: [paste your app's zone breakdown here]

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